Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 1, 2003

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 29, 2003

chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 3, 2004

chode

fat ass boto that is shorter than it is wide.

Waika Veneciano licked Omar Mirza's chode while rubbing his own chode.

by dumbfuck October 13, 2004

Chode

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

by mopshit January 4, 2003