Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).

When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".

by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020

Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job

I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.

by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 27, 2016

Tennessee Triple

When someone ejaculates into a condom 3 times than freezes it

Guy 1: Hey what’s that in your freezer?
Guy 2: That’s the Tennessee Triple I’m going to use on my girlfriend tonight!
Guy 1: Well thats one way to make an impression...

by HappiHorniBoi June 13, 2018

Tennessee Snorkel

Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose

Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.

by Dirty Mike & the Pirates October 9, 2024

Tennessee Sober

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.

I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober

by GoodinBed September 24, 2024