When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
Get the The Kris-Ted effectmug. 
- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.
Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.
by AFrogers March 2, 2009
Get the Ol' Ted Turneranoudmug. Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
Get the The Father Ted defencemug. by anonymous August 29, 2022
Get the Dirty tedmug. A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
Get the Tedmug. a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
by Sav :) November 24, 2021
Get the Ted Talk gangmug.