Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
by Ray Padood November 10, 2021
1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
by cutegaynugget November 07, 2016
by John Yinzer December 29, 2016
by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 22, 2023
When Fenty drops a red sweater to the floor on a discord call while his friends are recording, exposing his clenched & rat-nest hemorrhoid-infected buttocks. After falling out with them, the photo is then used as a way to low-blow Fenty whenever he is in an argument.
"Fenty, don't play with me before I make you drop the sweater 6 feet under, so it can be a memory for your dead great-grandmother (I mean father) who got shot up in New York City while suckin' dick in the back seat in 1985, thinking she was Electra from the show Pose."
by janelleshanae November 02, 2022
by Vegaboys August 18, 2017
Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.
The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.
Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.
The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.
Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.
The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.
by j5hrp March 22, 2011