When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016
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Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 April 25, 2017
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Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017
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"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Get the Midget surfer mug.Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers
by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018
Get the gravity surfer mug.1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
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