stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 21, 2005

Stritchy

To be a stritchy is to be a person who is lighthearted and sweet .. yet annoying and intolerable.
Stritchy does not share food with others as its against its values..
and to be a stritchy one must give off grrr vibes to people around them

OMG I Love Me Some Stritchy!

see her.. ahh shes some stritchy

by eyelinerandfangs. July 21, 2010

Stitch Bitch

An emotionally challenged man, who was born as a woman.

Person 1 : How's your sister?
Person 3 : Shoosh! (nudgenudge)
Person 2 : She's a stitch bitch now. Won't show his face on T.V.

by ANONY June 1, 2013

Stitch Up

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.

Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.

by Arsebadger January 2, 2016

stitchy butt

A sticky itchy butt.

I've been sweating all day, working out in the heat. I feel like I need a shower because of stitchy butt.

by Skip Church February 12, 2018

Big Stretch

The greatest soundcloud rapper in the game

Ayo have you heard the new Big Stretch song?? Its fireeeee

by geniusbigpp October 12, 2021