Cookin’ up stew

When the band you are seeing at a live venue goes on a long and inspiring improvisational jam to the point where you forget where you are and become one with the universe.

Did you see that Dead show at Shoreline?

Yea man, John and Bobby were cookin’ up stew.

by Jack straw from Wichita May 11, 2018

Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020

making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

O-Block stew

A historical, traditional stew recipe originating in and around the Parkway Garden Homes (O-Block) in Chicago. Its recipe varies, but it has been described by locals as a cross between chili con carne and rice-based soup that also contains mushrooms and peppers grown in O Block. It is commonly prepared as a festive, perpetual stew.

Francis, do you have room for one more bowl of O-Block stew?
I like my O-Block stew King Von style, nice and spicy...

by Bingoblock February 18, 2024