Spunked it

Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.

by Taffyrhys April 21, 2023

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Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 July 01, 2024

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Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

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the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

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During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

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When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

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When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

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