Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing

‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Raspberry Spread

The pretentious name Meghan Markle is calling her scam Jam.

Meghan Markle's As Ever $25 Raspberry Spread is really $3.99 Smuckers jam.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 9, 2025

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering up, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for your boys; not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin, check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

spread

someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.

aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.

-I know she bad af

by Gas Pedal twerk April 7, 2013

Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022