Dirty Spoon

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.

I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!

by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

Pocket Spoon

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.

What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.

by buttsuckerlovescrunk September 13, 2011

Spoon the Coon

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.

Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.

by runshat October 27, 2010

spoon feed the dragon

another name for beatin off

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.

by DeLarsh January 8, 2009

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

Movie Spoon

A friend you harmlessly cuddle with while watching movies and sports

Want to movie spoon later?

I am going to Bobby's house tonight we have a movie spoon date

by Audrey Van January 5, 2011