Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

Spooker

The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.

Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?

by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010

scook

gay

scook is gay

by scookisreallygay August 1, 2019

spookhouse

a haunted house.

Nobody lives in that house because it is a spookhouse.

by uttam maharjan May 18, 2010

Snookalike

A person, generally female, resembling the character Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from the TV show 'Jersey Shore'. A guidette.

- "That chick totally looks just like Kim Kardashian. HOT."
- "Eww dude. With that teased hair and orange skin? I'd definitely say she's more of a snookalike."

by HAHAsopunny. January 16, 2010

spookie

An amazing, sexy female that you instantly fall for.

She was a spookie girl and I will never forget her.

by Nicca July 7, 2003

spooker

A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.

If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.

by J-Izzy June 24, 2006