sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock

"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"

by fulgrim May 13, 2005

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Spongeboni

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111

Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111

by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005