shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

mudd spitter

when and man and a women are having sex and one of them shits on the others face and they snort it in their nose and spit it back out their mouth.

like two girls one cup but worse and he makes a mudd spitter

by kat crawler April 7, 2009

Spitter

A person who spams people using twitter, using a combination of the words "spam" and "twitter."

I blocked her because she wasn't a real person, she was just a spitter.

by Momma Mary October 12, 2008

back-splatter

when someone pulls out after anal sex
and splatters semen on your backside.

He just gave me the most covered back-splatter ever!

by Brandon S. April 15, 2006

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005

splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014