by J-Al January 04, 2009
a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
by that name is already used December 31, 2018
The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019
by Miyhgt November 17, 2018
a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
by TammyS April 10, 2007
Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
by 1337noname August 11, 2020
A sperm bank, a place for males to get 'free' money in exchange for sperm, thus spank and bank as in a financial institution
by Anonyasfad April 07, 2008