Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
by J-Al January 04, 2009
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spank me daddy

a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
ahh! please! spank me daddy!
by that name is already used December 31, 2018
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Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019
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emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
by Miyhgt November 17, 2018
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spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
by TammyS April 10, 2007
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Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
by 1337noname August 11, 2020
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Spank bank

A sperm bank, a place for males to get 'free' money in exchange for sperm, thus spank and bank as in a financial institution
I need to go to the spank bank, I'm dead broke
by Anonyasfad April 07, 2008
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