derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
by josh14 August 25, 2006
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They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.
They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.
They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.
They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.
They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
Southerner: What are yew dooen de next few day's?
Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.
Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.
Normal person: Austria.
Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?
Normal person: *kills self*
Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.
Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.
Normal person: Austria.
Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?
Normal person: *kills self*
by frackingoo September 5, 2011
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close close cousin of sludge, etc. with a penchant for working class lyrics, down home riffs, and much much resin to slow the rock.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
Get the southern fried metal mug.Southern education is like education but fake. it enchances big-chesting under the assumption that you are better than your trailer park counter-parts/cousins. Most people educated in the south (South-East United States) are from the south or northern pricks who want to take the easy way out. Most of these douche-bags that think because they took business math they can run a business. Or because they went to college and their english teacher there was southern that their ideology of how the english language should be spoken is correct. I have visted university after another and these pricks cannot grasp that they are not educated only informed and do not heed even to informing. I have only met a handfull of southern-transplants that are being educated in the north and after investigation one of their parents was a yankee that wanted a better education for them. This idiotic mess stems from the lack of application during childhood education( no child left behind. To all of you southerns stay in your lukewarm desire for intellect and dwell in the ses-pool of ignorance that you have spewn apon yourself and To you northerns taking the easy-road you'll get yours later....
Parents in alabama sued the Alabama school system, and inturn they sued themselves, wow now there's some southern education
60% of southern science classes do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. If your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!
60% of southern science classes do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. If your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!
by Ben Franklin your motherfuckin forefather Bitch!!! January 2, 2007
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by Return of the Cool March 24, 2005
Get the southern belle mug.A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.
Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.
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