So I was working in the nuclear powerplant the other day, and this guy brings out a block of glowing blue material. I ask, "What the fuck dude, is that Caesium-137 soap?" and he replies "NO SOAP...RADIUM!"
by Your Motherfucking Mom December 18, 2006
Get the no soap...radium mug.A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.
Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007
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When someone gives an unimportant impromptu speech, gives their opinion in an unexpectedly long way, or goes on a short tangent about something; that the other person either did not need or want to hear.
Example 1
After listening to someone explain how important it is to do something while he or she is being redundant and/or irritating; also after listening to an explanation of something extremely simple to do:
"Was that really necessary to say? Can you get off your soap box now?"
Example 2
After giving a long description of an opinion or uncalled for advice:
"Alright. I'll get off my soap box now."
Example 3
Stacy took ecstasy with a bunch of friends at rave. While she was rolling she overheard one of her friends, Michael, talking on the phone to his girlfriend.
Michael: "I love you baby. Okay, I'll call you when I leave the rave...there is really bad service."
Stacy: "Hey Michael! Can I talk to you about something? Pleeeease?"
Michael: "Uh, yeah sure. What's up?"
Stacy: "Well, uhm, I think that you should really treat Jessica better....(ect)....So anyway, I really think you need to start being more concerned about her."
Off to the side:
Friend A: "Holy crap. She really needs to get off her soap box! It's so annoying."
Friend B: "I know. He definitely did NOT ask for her advice. Michael treats Jessica so well! The only reason why he's here is because his dad bought the ticket as a present for his birthday. Why did we let her take drugs?! Ugh."
Friend C: "Hey, hate to interrupt the shit talking, but our pills should be kicking in soon! Let's go back and try to see if she wants to dance, that should distract both of them."
After listening to someone explain how important it is to do something while he or she is being redundant and/or irritating; also after listening to an explanation of something extremely simple to do:
"Was that really necessary to say? Can you get off your soap box now?"
Example 2
After giving a long description of an opinion or uncalled for advice:
"Alright. I'll get off my soap box now."
Example 3
Stacy took ecstasy with a bunch of friends at rave. While she was rolling she overheard one of her friends, Michael, talking on the phone to his girlfriend.
Michael: "I love you baby. Okay, I'll call you when I leave the rave...there is really bad service."
Stacy: "Hey Michael! Can I talk to you about something? Pleeeease?"
Michael: "Uh, yeah sure. What's up?"
Stacy: "Well, uhm, I think that you should really treat Jessica better....(ect)....So anyway, I really think you need to start being more concerned about her."
Off to the side:
Friend A: "Holy crap. She really needs to get off her soap box! It's so annoying."
Friend B: "I know. He definitely did NOT ask for her advice. Michael treats Jessica so well! The only reason why he's here is because his dad bought the ticket as a present for his birthday. Why did we let her take drugs?! Ugh."
Friend C: "Hey, hate to interrupt the shit talking, but our pills should be kicking in soon! Let's go back and try to see if she wants to dance, that should distract both of them."
by sambammm May 9, 2015
Get the Soap box mug.The sweet sexy act of snapping a bra strap that just seems to be begging to get snapped. You know, like when she's got a really tight shirt on and her straps are just bulging out...... awsome. Only thing is is that its sexual harassment so it has to be done with friends you know wont care or a really cool girlfriend
Dude, did you just see that snapstrap over by my locker, it was sweet, she just looked at be like I was a martian. I know she wont report me so ill just go for it again tomorrow...... MUAHAHAHAHA
by Leopold Locksmith May 29, 2008
Get the snapstrap mug.Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"
Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"
Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
Get the when the fiddler snaps his bow mug.by Jeremy Phillips April 22, 2005
Get the oh, snaps mug.soap·splain
/sōp'splān/
verb informal
(of soap fans) to explain (plot or characters) to another fan, typically on social media, with stock phases like (but not limited to) "it's a soap," "they are actors," "it's not real," in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Commonly used by soap fans that can not be bothered to think of something to contribute.
/sōp'splān/
verb informal
(of soap fans) to explain (plot or characters) to another fan, typically on social media, with stock phases like (but not limited to) "it's a soap," "they are actors," "it's not real," in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Commonly used by soap fans that can not be bothered to think of something to contribute.
Comment: I can't believe Raul dropped dead in the OR while performing brain surgery on the love of his life, Maria. What do you think killed him.
Reply: Relax, it's just a soap.
Comment: Soapsplain much?
Reply: Relax, it's just a soap.
Comment: Soapsplain much?
by BKNY GIRL July 15, 2018
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