santa-satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match........ Also santa wears red....

Guys a fatass is breaking in to my house at the middle of the night FUCK HE IS WEARING RED ALLHAIL santa-satan

by JustFacts November 26, 2014

Santa Cruz

A town of young kids fucking up there lives by smoking weed, skating, surfing and biking, have no trouble finding the dankest weed around, simply ask the nearest crackhead or tweaker you see. With the insane homeless methead problem Santa Cruz has you it will take you no time at all to find the best crack on the west coast...also fuck the tourists

Hey dude let’s go ride downtown and see who can sell us some weed, hell yeah man I love Santa Cruz

by Blonboi_blocks October 16, 2019

ellen santamaria

Sexy, with satan like characteristics.
Comes from latin word ellenia which means firey beauty.

"Omi god ur an ellen santamaria, you've just won a beauty contest"

by If i was a dictionary guy, id get fired June 29, 2004

Santa Ana

A city of 600,000 in Central Orange County. It is the largest city of the OC. Only 10-15 minute drive to the beach. Borders cities like: Newport Beach, Costa Mesa, Irvine, Orange, Anaheim,and Huntington Beach. The city is approximately 60% latino/hispanic, and their presence is very obvious in the central part (slum) of town. The norther outskirts, Santa Ana Heights, and the Southern part of Santa Ana is more modern and non-ghetto. The city's border to Costa Mesa, CA is the South Coast Plaza Mall, one of the largest and most expensive malls in America. It holds such stores as: Nordstroms, Bloomingdale's, Macy's, and boutiques of Ben Sherman, Tiffany & Co., Louis Vuitton, Prada, Chanel, Gucci, Lacoste, Escada, YSL, Dolce and Gabbana and Dior. The border between ghetto and middle class is along Edinger and S. Flower Street, but some places vary. The nicer part of town is beyond Segerstrom Street. Other spots in or around Santa Ana include Mater Dei High School (the most important Catholic high school on the west coast), OCHSA (the Orange County High School of the Arts), Artist's Village, Mainplace Mall,South Coast Plaza, Calvary Chapel High School, and countless other historical spots and recreational spots as well.

Ken: I live in South Santa Ana on Sunflower Street, and South Coast Plaza is a 2 minute walk!
Heather: I live in the center of Santa Ana on Bristol and McFadden, near El Pollo Loco.
Ken: Ew you're SO Mexican!

by lrdjimmy9 May 17, 2006

Santa hat

The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.

HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!

"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"

by Saklickr1414 December 6, 2006

Santasia

The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.

Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:

by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009

santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.

"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"

by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011