slob on my knob

when a man or woman sucks or licks on a rusty doorknob and likes it

Kevin likes to casually slob on my knob.(meaning he sucked on my rusty doorknob)

by henry 1 September 19, 2017

slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017

dick slobber

Dick slobber is the combination of cum and vagina juices on the dick after sex that men find funny to rub on the women's body after sex.

He rubbed his dick slobber all over me

by meleddy December 5, 2016

nonce slober

Someone (mainly slutty girls in school) who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of adults.

Did you hear that Karen is a nonce slober. Apparently she sucked 20 men's nobs.

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

slobadobadingdong

When you get some slob on your knob.

Guy 1: "Did you score with that bitch last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but i got a little slobadobadingdong."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Yea, that fuckin whore."

by Joey Overlook January 8, 2008