Zach the skeleton

A 8ft tall skeleton who is mostly chill and calm, he is kinda lazy at shit tho that “laziness” is a way of escapism. He is sociopathic and narcissistic, he has a couple of friends but he separates from them to be alone by himself, also he smokes alot..

I haven’t heard of Zach the skeleton in a long time, hopefully he’s somewhere out there…

by ADeadGiveAway November 7, 2021

drake anthony skeenes

a little fag that like’s to sit on his pc all day and eat doritos

i don’t want to hang around that “drake anthony skeenes” kid he smells like shit

by alex27273562 August 20, 2022

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

Sal The Skeleton

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

by CD__ April 6, 2024

2 Man Skeleton

2 men who have boners (hence skeleton) and stack face up on top of each other on a sled like LEGOs. The bottom guy reaches around and uses the top man’s boner like a controller so they know which way to lean on the sled as they barrel down the ice track. But def not gay.

Omg—did you see the 2 man skeleton in the Olympics? Why would anyone do that?

by melissuhann February 22, 2026

Tjibbe dash skeletal shenanigans

Tjibbe is a skeleton that makes shenanigans while dashing

guy 1: Tjibbe dash skeletal shenanigans
guy 2: what the fuck

by PotatoGuy2763 March 13, 2026