Simmophobia

A fear of free-throws. Not to be confused with Benphobia, which is a fear of jumpshots.

Mike: You see that nigga Giannis getting hit with two 10 second violations last night?

Joe: Yeah, dude’s got a bad case of Simmophobia.

by TrustFundAlex June 18, 2021

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021

Simeon

simeon is so sus, like he can turn anything seggsual. probably talks about dumpys a lot . he also seem crazay but in a good way.

simeon so sus

by licknotlying November 20, 2021

Simo

It's a term for very intelligent yet kind of retarded person. Simos are very academically gifted and excell at every subject except P.E., because of their lack of physical strength. Simos cannot tolerate stupidity, that is why they often tell people to shoot themselves. They get along well among their own gender, but lack experience with the opposite sex. They are usually very arrogant, proud, condescending and sometimes racist, but only towards black people.

We have a Simo in our class, his vanity is beyond anything I have ever seen.

by Simeonkin November 21, 2021

Sickopath

When a guy who is being a dude takes it too far. Like homie is just weird. Maybe he will shoot up a gas station because you caught him doing some weird shit? Idk. A sickopath just be a sickopath.

Randy: dude you remember that one guy in school who got caught with 1tb My Little Pony p*rn in the library?
Angel: yeah. That dude was a sickopath. On some different shit or something else.

by LordInfamous666 September 27, 2021

Simo

Big lipped discordian.

"Simo is the greatest debater."

by Jokuxx October 16, 2021