Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

Ted from the Lorax

Ted is a simp.

by bkqw_06 August 2, 2021

Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022

Simp

Yeah I'm a simp

S- upper
I- ntense
M- inerrant
P- layer

Jacob- Bro, you a Simp

Carson- LOL ik I am.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc

by Yes ;) April 18, 2022

simp

“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.

INCORRECT -

Eww! You simp!

My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.

(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))

CORRECT:

Is that tenkoxanywomen?

Omg yeah! Simp!

(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)

by Real Fact Dictionary June 7, 2021

Simp

Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.

Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.

When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!

by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020