Real Nigga Shit

dat shit dat real niggas do. they just do

Nigga 1: Yo my niggas just went on a manure heist for the community garden
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit

by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015

magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 1, 2004

lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 27, 2003

Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.

Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.

by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.

Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018