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Shooting a blank

You have ejaculated all the semen in your testicles and when you orgasm no semen will come out
by Bigjesus69 May 19, 2020
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shoot sum

when you ask a girl for an arch pic in a subtle way
shoot sum”
huh?”
arch pic bae”
by coochiedestroyer1 April 9, 2023
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Charged Shoot

the act of holding you finger over your penis hole and letting your penis fill up with urine
Bilbo: Charging up
Cack: nnnoooo
Bilbo: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Charged Shoot, cack
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Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.
I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!
by Idek what to put here May 10, 2020
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Shooting buck

A dumb or retarted person with no common sense.
That girl cant count money shes shooting buck.
by Vampjojo6 July 9, 2022
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Shoot far

Momma asked Tommie to feed the gator and we didn't have any food, shoot far!
by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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