Schoop

The sound of forceing diarrhea out of ones but hole.

"Dude, I just had the loudest schoop of my life"

Greg: "Did you hear that guy in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Yeah, that was one loud schoop!"

by The-Flasher1 October 30, 2010

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

Poopy Doc Scoopy

Poopy Doc Scoopy (also known as simply Poop Doc) is a radioactive turd that was created by Doctor Ass Nugget. He has the ability to launch a barrage of turd tarts and smells like the ass of a fat lady with chronic diarrhea.

Person #1: What is that fucking smell?
Person #2: That my friend, is the smell of Poopy Doc Scoopy.
Person #1: That's one hell of a turd.

by Poopy Doc Scoopy July 23, 2010

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Sheople

it a hybrid of people and sheep. Sheople are idiots that dumb stuff because everyone else is doing it!

I never shop at the mall because those Sheople make me sick!

by adana z. & Jeff H. May 16, 2008

shooper

one who poops in the shower for positive reactions from those around them

Matt, brother of Andy and Robert, is the first shooper to hit the streets.

Today after Gym, Matt expressed his true shooper ways

by DAVEOHN August 18, 2006

Scoop

A word used when asking someone "how is it going?" or "what is going on?".

Hey friend, what is the scoop on the hockey game?

by TheTallTale March 5, 2005