shmoove

comparative of smooth;
used as adjective or verb, especially from non-native-speakers, who got problems pronouncing a proper 'th'
(which is typically caused by the consumption of certain substances)

got a huge pile of snacks for the munchies and the whole season of my favorite series - this is gonna be a shmoove evening

by alice vain December 18, 2014

The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008

shmob

to drive around, cruise, normally in a lifted truck that is really loud with oversized tires.

Let's just shmob around since there is nothing better to do in this town.

by a lopes April 14, 2008

Shmoo

Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D

He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.

by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009

Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016

shmoo

A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

shmong

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.

Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".

by Clay Shentrup February 12, 2009