shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

sheep shagger

A welshman who has sex with sheep.

-=Elite=-Dirty Old Man is a sheep shagger

by -=Elite=-Medicine Man March 28, 2004

sheep

Tampons for extremely large woman

omg i was so heavy on my period i needed a sheep to soak it up

by Samanthaa21 August 20, 2007

Sheeps

Sheeps is the new word for a flock of Sheep. It is a multiple collection of sheep

Farmer Says To His Dog - Round Up The Sheeps In Thy Field

by Weekend Wake Up April 15, 2009

Hee Seop Choi

A young first baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers who has tremendous power and plate discipline, but for some reason cannot seem to get adequate playing time. He is often the target of racial slurs due to his Korean heritage. Is tied for the record of HRs in a three-game series with 6. Hit a three-run HR off Dan Wheeler to help defeat the United States in the 2006 World Baseball Classic. Was traded by the Cubs for Derrek Lee.

Hee Seop Choi homered six times in the three-game series. The person who mocked Hee Seop Choi's sexuality is probably a racist.

by xianb April 18, 2006

pink sheep

An egotistical animal who does nothing but inspire kids to become jake paulers. Mostly known for being a huge dick and inspiring kids to hate minecrafters for hating him.

Sorry man, If you are being a pink sheep. I'm gonna have to block you

by Keepooo July 26, 2017