A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby”
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
by Mermaid Mel March 12, 2023
by JJOC August 01, 2017
the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
by purplehater August 31, 2008
When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 10, 2022
When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 03, 2022
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
by JSmith lu 43 April 06, 2017
by LovewiththeCoca April 11, 2015