Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017
Get the sheet seeking missilemug. A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".
Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets
Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets
Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets
Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019
Get the Sheetsmug. method of smoking cocaine off of tin foil after mixing a solution of cocaine, baking soda and water and letting dry.
by foil god January 16, 2015
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Get the touching sheetsmug. by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019
Get the Sheetmug. 1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
Get the Baking the sheetsmug.