severussexual

Being totally in-love with the brooding dungeon bat Severus Snape. As well as shifting realities to date him.

Me: I LOVE HIM MUM I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE
Mum: yep definitely a severussexual i raised my child differently

by severussnapesimp December 28, 2020

Several people are typing...

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021

Servelop

The act of serving people by developing their skills, passions, and career in alignment with their desires and career aspirations. Often times, this allows them to serve other people.

The Paul Davis Leadership Team servelops its peers to allow for the best team member and customer experience.

by pauldavismsp January 6, 2022

Nerd Served

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.

Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

by TooBusyTalkingToGirls March 17, 2010

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

Cunt - The Several Meanings

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

by Jotacrak_My_Jotabak August 19, 2019

Punished Him Severely

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.

Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021