Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)
*awquard silence*
Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member
Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues
Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member
Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues
by jdfreerider July 21, 2011
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You start with original slap, then hit the face again on the backhand.
It originates from the tail action from a "salmon" whilst it swims
You start with original slap, then hit the face again on the backhand.
It originates from the tail action from a "salmon" whilst it swims
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Get the Salmon mug.A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
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2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun
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"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."
"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."
"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"
"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."
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