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Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.
Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.
Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.
Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.
Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.
Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.
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Get the Nick Scratch mug.A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
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Get the Scratched Helmet mug.A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.
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Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.
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Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.
Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.
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