schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.

Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".

by Schmitlife February 25, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.

Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.

by The_Informer March 30, 2019

Schknit

To shit talk in a group while knitting. To knit in a group while gossiping and or drinking

Those pants are beautiful, did you make them? Yes, I schknit them myself. Oh wow, you schknit your pants. That’s wonderful.

How was the schknitting circle last night? It was fun I got shitty drunk and schknit my pants

by Miloramona March 31, 2019

schnetski

Jetski für Schnee

Da steht ein Schnetski.

by r______ October 16, 2019

Schnetski

Ein Jetski für Schnee.

Da steht ein Schnetski im Schnee.

by r______ October 16, 2019

SchmittDick

To have a highly above average size penis. Both on length and overall girth.

That guy who was streaking had a schmittdick on him.

by Bladderdam August 10, 2020