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soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
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bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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blowjob and sandwich day

day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.
I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!
by Jeffe Patrone October 3, 2007
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Bush-League Sausage Submarine Sandwich

To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.
Slut-Girl Volume 2, Page 17
by Ricken Backer June 29, 2004
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barnes sandwich

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.
"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"
by E Dickinson July 26, 2006
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bacon sandwich

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.
by ali barber September 25, 2003
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Titty Sandwich

A tasty snack involving titties and a big fat cock.
Hey Erica, get over here, take off your bra, and make me a titty sandwich!
by Joel Froehlich January 22, 2009
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