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Samuel

Samuel is a guy who has a OBSESSION over Gracie and thinks she’s sooooo fineeeeee ❤️❤️❤️ Samuel is a amazing person who just loves Gracie so much
Person 1: Who do you like?
Samuel: Oh Gracie 😍🥰
Person 1: Geez ur like obsessed 😮
Person 1: Who do you like?
Samuel: Oh Gracie 😍🥰
Person 1: Geez ur like obsessed 😮
by Yourlovelywriter<3 December 2, 2021
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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023
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Jonathan Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He also has a great taste in music. He has an amazing seducing hairstyle, , delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"

''Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Samuel ''
by ghfyb1234 February 10, 2022
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Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx
Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x
by Ralphp May 31, 2024
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Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long
Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long
by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022
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samuel west

a penis with no tip
thats a samuel west id like to suck
by idklolpoop November 25, 2014
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