golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

Exploding Sanchez

Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere

Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a dirty sanchez, but I pulled it out too fast, thus resulting in an exploding sanchez

by Father Thyme October 16, 2008

dirty shamchez

when an irishman pulls his cock out of a chicks ass then wipes it over her upper lip for the stink factor.

This broad tried to gross me out with a dutch oven the other night so I hooked her up with a dirty shamchez...ha! in your face bitch!

by Shamrock5 January 20, 2009

Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin July 15, 2016

bloody sanches

when a male pops a girls cherry and the dick becomes bloddy. when bloddy he whipes it on her upper lip.

damn that sluts still has blood on her lip from that bloody sanches

by rickless December 1, 2004

Dirty Sanchez

Whenn a girl sucks yourdick after having anal sex

I gave her a dirty sanchez last night

by bandana darren February 17, 2019

Dirt Sanchez

When someone tries to give a dirty sanchez but has trouble finding enough fecal matter, instead resorting to using dirt to make the mustache

"He gave you another dirt sanchez last night? Have you been getting enough fiber?"

by dolphinarms October 20, 2008