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salami slap

when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe
WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne
by woodenstone July 18, 2006
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Sadame Bin Hitler

a tall guy with medium legnth hair. very popular with the girls. he's very cuddly and loves pandas
"He's such a Sadame Bin Hitler!"
by iseeyou118118 November 14, 2011
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crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.
Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.
by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007
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SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job
friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.
by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011
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SAAM

"Damn Sam did you see your name in that email the dean sent out?", "Screw you man that said SAAM not Sam".
by FlexG0D April 3, 2019
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saami

A type of person who calls an innocent male FEMALE names and attack with outrageous names.
Saami u realize his name not linda or joongs right
by NotLinda February 5, 2018
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hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place
Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.
by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005
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