Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021

Salmon

A preppy gay guy

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.

by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019

salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..

We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.

by Salmon lover July 12, 2017

Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.

Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

Milky Salmon

When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk

1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me

2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon

3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me

by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018