Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 30, 2021

drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

by Anonamosious April 1, 2022

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

the safe

when you bust in her mouth and cover her mouth with either tape or your hand.

Yo u know that hoe emily, well i made her the safe.

by Hoe fucker March 1, 2021

make a safe

A slang term for wanting to have gay sex.

Please make a safe I want to gaia dwell

by 1-UpShroom March 2, 2021