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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
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Sweater Weather

A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.
Eva: Oh I love this song!

Sienna: What's is called?

Eva: Sweater Weather-

Sienna: Nevermind.
by EvaMarie322 February 7, 2022
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Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.
Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.
by Alsex, The Man October 19, 2010
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droopy sweater

hey, have you ever heard of droopy sweater on twitter.com?

who?
by droooopy March 9, 2021
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Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
by Ray Padood November 10, 2021
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sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.
Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.
by John Yinzer December 28, 2016
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Cosby sweater

The warm blanket that surrounds your body before you get done in the ass without your permission.

Not to be mistaken for a real sweater, this packs a punch and is often served as a roofie colada.
Wow that person looks wasted, I hope they weren’t given a Cosby sweater!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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