asa stamps

The most interesting man on the earth comes to him for advice; the only thing Chuck Norris and aliens fear is Asa Stamps... Every universe has a drink named after him. If Asa Stamps stared at the moon it would disappear.

AKA: the Wolf, Mr. Wolf, The fixer

You got a problem call Asa Stamps

by sevenofninewolf July 12, 2015

stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004

Stumptown Academy

one of the four academies at cleveland high school in portland, oregon. best teachers ever bro.

"what academy are you in?"
"STUMPTOWN ACADEMY, what about you?"
"..rhapsody.." *walks away in shame*

by saporta4lyfe March 23, 2009

stump

a big fat but small penis that able to go into a womens mouth

please dont your penis is to fucking small

by bob November 29, 2003

stumping

Stumping : shitting into someone elses asshole. Optional : then they shit it back out.

Me and my wife did sum stumping last night , my shit was almost too soft to go into her asshole.

by Mr.Vomit666 January 26, 2011

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003

stump

A hill-billy. White trash.

Oh, he's just a stump.

I wish that stump would get rid of all those broken down cars in his front yard.

by JessicaEst December 23, 2006