A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008
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by Simon The Great And Howling One January 14, 2008
Get the it's a long story mug.This is my sex story: I was at work, in my office, the door wide open. David walked in. He said, "What're you doing so late?" "I wanted to finish this." I answered. Before I knew it, he went over to the door and closed it. "What ARE you DOING?" I screamed at him. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He stared at me. Then he started unzipping my dress. What? I asked. Shhhhh, he looked at me slyly. I was in my underwear. I pulled his pants off and took his shirt off. Then we kissed. It started off as a friendly little peck, but then elevated. Oh! I gasped for air. He unclasped my bra. Oh my god! What size boob are you? He asked me. 34D I said. Perfect! He looked at me lovingly. As he pulled my thongs off, I pulled down his boxers. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "OHHHHHH!!! BABE!!!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!" He started getting faster. "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!" BABE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I screamed. lets take you home. He said. Mind if I spend the night? He asked. No, not at all! One one condition: what? He asked me. No clothes allowed. Yes! He yelled. We went home. We had sex all night, and when I woke up, he was still in my bed, naked. One month later, he proposed. Tomorrow's our wedding day!
by Love_tricking_my_ex February 11, 2017
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You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
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by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011
Get the cool story hoe mug.People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.
by Realiststatements February 21, 2020
Get the Hood love story mug.Maple Story cartoony anime game made in korea basically about killing monsters.Suprisingly addicting I reccomend you might not want to play unless you can control your addiction and yeah it's over run by a bunch of ignorant kids and stupid Naruto fans.A game features a cash shop full of cloths,Double EXP cards,Super mega phones and other useless items the devilish company of Nexon want kids to buy even if they did steal they'er parents credit card or hacked they'er PayPal acount.
Training
is basically killing monster which is a cycle,kill monster "Wooooooooooooot i got lvl up lololololz ^_____^"
however there is a thing called a Party quest also know as pq@@@@@ which is suposed help which it does up until a certain level and plus the community is the big problem other that it slows down at level 40 unless you're a hacker which can get to level 70 in a week.
Maplers attend to have various phrases towards others such as
Person whos 3 levels higher than you:omg ur a noob
Random and desprit girl/guy: WANNA BE MY GF/BF,(or looking for gf/bf@@@@@@@@@@@)
Stupid:CC Plz (it means change channel if you did not know)
Moron: hey everybody defame xxx (insert reason why)
Noob: mesos plox (even high levels does this dressed up like "noobs")
To handle the jerks on Maple Story is either don't type anything to them or tell them Naruto sucks that will make them real mad or better yet ask how did they get they'er Nexon item then tell them they stole they're mommy's credit card.
So as you can see little kids who act like they have balls play this game.
Training
is basically killing monster which is a cycle,kill monster "Wooooooooooooot i got lvl up lololololz ^_____^"
however there is a thing called a Party quest also know as pq@@@@@ which is suposed help which it does up until a certain level and plus the community is the big problem other that it slows down at level 40 unless you're a hacker which can get to level 70 in a week.
Maplers attend to have various phrases towards others such as
Person whos 3 levels higher than you:omg ur a noob
Random and desprit girl/guy: WANNA BE MY GF/BF,(or looking for gf/bf@@@@@@@@@@@)
Stupid:CC Plz (it means change channel if you did not know)
Moron: hey everybody defame xxx (insert reason why)
Noob: mesos plox (even high levels does this dressed up like "noobs")
To handle the jerks on Maple Story is either don't type anything to them or tell them Naruto sucks that will make them real mad or better yet ask how did they get they'er Nexon item then tell them they stole they're mommy's credit card.
So as you can see little kids who act like they have balls play this game.
After getting beat in a card game on Maple story
Stupid:omfg u cheated,turn the cheats off,i report u
Smart person: Wow how old you and did you flunk grammer school?
Stupid:omfg u cheated,turn the cheats off,i report u
Smart person: Wow how old you and did you flunk grammer school?
by NotBroken September 6, 2007
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