Hat Stand

Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.

Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!

by Rudy Latex January 4, 2008

1 night stand

when u fuck some nigga or bitch once. you dont even have to knoe da person

magan:i heard u fucked evens
alivia:it was a 1 night stand never happenin again
magan:it was that bad
alivia:no
magan:then wat
alivia:i dont knoe him
or
she had a 1 night stand

by babi blood May 26, 2007

Mexican Stand-Off

When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.

Dude, I totally beat your ass in that Mexican Stand-Off last night.

by MattieFootball66 June 30, 2011

A Real Stand Up Guy

A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.

Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.

by students77 January 28, 2020

Man Stand

The act of a male positioning himself in a location to ensure maximum visibility and likelyhood of attracting inviting glances from females of the same species with the ultimate goal of having sexy time, or words to that effect.

Me: Wow this bar is choc-a-bloc with punanny tonight!

Dennis: You said it bro. I'm gonna do a Man Stand next to that gaggle of blondes. LOL

by Peter McBride October 22, 2007

Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS

Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred

by Anthony J H November 6, 2007

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

by Darren Casella February 28, 2007