Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022
Get the Squeezed Caprisunmug. Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.
Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!
by Misterfixit January 6, 2017
Get the squeezemug. A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020
Get the squeezing a pound out of a shillingmug. Referring to the main woman that gets you to ejaculate so strongly that your engulfed prostate promotes an involuntary spasm of your gluteus maximus.
Having sex with my hoe is cool but it's nothing compared to sex with my main squeeze. For example, when you're hungry, you get that fast food and it does the job but it's nothing compared to that restaurant-style filet mignon.
by Wor Izzo November 22, 2020
Get the Main Squeezemug. by Yuffle, November 12, 2023
Get the SQUEEZE!mug. This involves putting your arms around your significant other and applying pressure because they are so cute and pretty. It is a feeling that comes naturally and is the best thing ever.
by MrSpando November 29, 2021
Get the Squeezemug. used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.
by fun fact September 30, 2011
Get the Dweeb Squeezemug.