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fat sharpie

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."
by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009
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Ben Sharpiro

A Jew that has no spine and only defends Israel while being a annoying ass bitch in the process.
Ben Sharpiro defends Israel at any chance he gets.
by unwokeking October 26, 2020
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Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.
That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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sharpi

a marker, derived from the name brand
Hey asshole get me a sharpi so i can mark this shit.
by matthew dufrene May 13, 2005
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Smarpid

Smart enough to know how to do something, but too damned stupid to realize that you really shouldn't be doing it.
My daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too damned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going to happen! She is incredibly smarpid!
by Adroit Multimedia February 5, 2017
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sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".
Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!
by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007
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Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.
by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015
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