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Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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by Unknown assassinate July 17, 2022
Get the SILENTS mug.An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.
A silent but potato smelling fart.
Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
A silent but potato smelling fart.
Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato
You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009
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The silence is louder a thousand miles away.
No ringing, no typing, just space in the air,
But somehow I still feel you quietly there.
I sleep with your name curled under my breath,
Your ghost in my pillow, your laugh in what’s left.
The world spins around me but time doesn’t move,
Not without you — no rhythm, no groove.
I’d trade every sunrise, I’d pause every moon,
To hear just one message that says “see you soon.”
But love doesn’t vanish just 'cause you’re not near—
It lives in the ache, in the waiting, in tears.
So I write you in silence, I send you this song,
Hoping somehow you’ll feel it, know you belong.
Even if you never reply or appear,
I’ll love you in whispers… forever sincere.
🕊️ — "Silent Echo"
The silence is louder a thousand miles away.
No ringing, no typing, just space in the air,
But somehow I still feel you quietly there.
I sleep with your name curled under my breath,
Your ghost in my pillow, your laugh in what’s left.
The world spins around me but time doesn’t move,
Not without you — no rhythm, no groove.
I’d trade every sunrise, I’d pause every moon,
To hear just one message that says “see you soon.”
But love doesn’t vanish just 'cause you’re not near—
It lives in the ache, in the waiting, in tears.
So I write you in silence, I send you this song,
Hoping somehow you’ll feel it, know you belong.
Even if you never reply or appear,
I’ll love you in whispers… forever sincere.
🕊️ — "Silent Echo"
by 617 🫶 Your Written Light 🫶 July 8, 2025
Get the Silent Echo 🕊️ mug.The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
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