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Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
by TKola July 28, 2021
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Selfie

Correct when one takes a mold of one's own dick and that is fucked with it.
Anna had a dildo molded from Matt's dick last week and Anna selfied him.
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Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.
“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
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selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking
Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?
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ai selfies

An app to create professional headshots using ai
Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies
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Selfie-ish

You or someone that doesn't share their selfies.
If you don't share that pic you took off yourself you're just being selfie-ish!
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selfy

The way selfie should have been spelled, but the person who wrote it in 2002 wasn't a good speller.
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