period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state

guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules

by gymgirl12 April 10, 2012

Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

by IrishCreem January 14, 2019

rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?

by sp02 March 15, 2019

4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts

by 9+10=2111 November 11, 2020

Rule #26

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"

Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26

by AKayser February 21, 2023

Rule 6783

You can't kill mom…

You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783

by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021

Rule-Y

The More Warnings given,the More Likely it is that the Warnings will be Ignored.

We Ignored the Warnings about the economy,because we had so many warnings we couldn't deal with them all.So They were just ignored, as per Rule-Y.

by Waboa February 5, 2009