Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

Crystal Rubber

1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.

That girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.

by homehounder January 9, 2010

suckin rubbers

suck a cock that is covered with a condom

suckin rubbers-ya girl suck rubbers my brotha

by schlongangt June 23, 2011

Burn Rubber

Ferocious masturbation while you're wearing a condom. Can also be done while said condom is on fire.

Alex decided to burn rubber when jane send him nudes

by WiddyFoe April 22, 2018

Rubber Ducky

Getting a handjob in the shower.

She gave me a rubber ducky last night.

by lee1morgan January 6, 2013

Rubber Ear

This is what happens when you call someone or ask a question, only to be ignored. Can also be called a "dingy"

Rubber ear is also an effective way to deal with an 'Ear Burn'.

1. Man, was shouting on that guy and he pure gave me the rubber ear a belter.

2. Oh i see ye are just ignoring me. Hold on till i get out my rubber ear.

3. Was at that party man, and Dave was in full ear burning mode, so i just swapped ma ear fur ma rubber wan.

by Big Papa Murph May 19, 2005

Cleavland Rubber Stamp

Def. 1 The act of shitting on a persons chest, then stomping on it with a rubber boot, most likely a rain boot.

Def. 2 A large piece of artwork in Cleavland, Ohio.

Tom: Hey, what did you and Jenny do last night?

Bob: Well, I wanted to do anal, but she gave me the "Cleavland Rubber Stamp" instead.

by ironic_lemon September 16, 2009