retardative

Similar to a sedative, except it makes you act a little retarded.

"You're all over the place! Have you taken a mild retardative today?"

by LisaHC June 20, 2007

retarded

donald trump

person: dude look it’s donald trump!
other person: ugh! he’s so retarded!

by wealldieoneday:) June 29, 2019

Retarding

When one is hAving An off dAy And cAnnot spell whatsoever, And must use A cApitol A At All times . ( ughmh sAmmi )

Retarding :
KB:what do you do with a dead chemist ?
SS:hahah i dont know!
KB:Ya barium ... Lawl , oh wait false ... Indicates joke is lame. Hahahah

SS:HAHAHA indicating laughter
i didnt get it for a while indicating retArdating
wowow i cant spell

by Kup-nah September 29, 2011

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

by vektorweg June 5, 2017

Retard Units

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

by Alseimik March 5, 2018