lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.
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Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.
by stlrsfan October 22, 2011
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womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.
Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.
by Julie the Wife March 13, 2012
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
by ranger rick101 June 21, 2017
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cock ranger

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

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by Micknq January 23, 2012
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Clout Ranger

Clout Ranger- A disformed being, who usually is gay.
You are such a Clout Ranger, you cant even get one dude on tinder!
by Christophe Langan November 16, 2020
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Foxtail Ranger

1. When a dildo that has a furry tail is inserted into a persons anus

2. A wildland fire fighter
1. Brittney sure is a good Foxtail Ranger on her onlyfans
2. Look at all those foxtail rangers hike up that hill, fuck that!
by Foxtail ranger November 25, 2021
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